Ray Quote #576
Quote from Ray in The Article
Ray: It was awful. You know how Andy wants to be a writer. So I gotta help him.
Debra: Ray, I'm trying to tell you something here.
Ray: Okay, but you know, I read his stuff and then I got to think about it, and then I gotta make notes on his stupid thing.
Debra: Maybe it was your attitude.
Ray: What attitude?
Debra: "His stupid thing"? Did you call his article a stupid thing?
Ray: Not to him. To him, I said it was very good.
Debra: Oh God.
Ray: What?
Debra: Very good? Hmm, yeah, I know what very good means. What'd you said about my stir-fry last night?
Ray: That was very good. Mmm-good.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Article’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: You're the one who's self-centered. I slave over those muffins and you don't even have the decency to eat it because they're not sliced right!
Frank: How about you? I got to eat my muffin your way!
Robert: I'll eat the muffin.
Marie: No, you go upstairs and get your brother a blue toothbrush. They're not all for you!
Robert: Oh, what are you saying? I'm self-centered now?
Frank: You? Definitely! "I can't buy clothes where normal people buy clothes!" "I need my own apartment." "Everyone shoots at me!"
Quote from Debra
Debra: Come on, admit it. You're a little self-centered.
Ray: Self-centered?!
Debra: Yeah, all you can see is how this news affects you. And can I tell you something? This isn't just with Andy.
Ray: Where is this coming from?
Debra: It's coming from those of us orbiting around you.
Ray: You think I'm self-centered? Me? Me? Me?!
Quote from Frank
Ray: Hey, we're out of milk.
Marie: Help yourself. You want to hear the latest? Your father wants to shave his head.
Ray: Why don't you just stick your head out the car window?
Frank: Where's my razor?
Marie: Oh, sit down. We do not shave our heads in this house.
Frank: It's my house and my head!
Marie: I'm not going to be seen with you like that.
Frank: Another advantage!
Marie: I'm hiding all the razors.
Ray: You're not going to shave your head.
Frank: Of course not. I just want to read the paper.