Ray Quote #553
Quote from Ray in Halloween Candy
Debra: So, you're blaming me?
Ray: Well, what? You're the one who's in charge of the stuff.
Debra: Well, why do I always have to be in charge? Why don't you go to the drugstore and get some things?
Ray: Things. You know, I don't like the things.
Debra: Well, I don't like the stuff.
Ray: I don't even like to buy the things. Especially if there's a lady cashier. I feel- I feel all dirty. Like, "Hey, hey! Guess what I'm gonna be doing later?" Maybe. If I can get all the kids to sleep and if the moon and the stars all line up.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Halloween Candy’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Robert: What's going on here? I'm getting complaints about the treats coming from this house.
Debra: Oh my God. Oh my God. Ray, the neighbors! We're gonna have to move now.
Frank: What, what? Were you saving them for something?
Ray: Yes! As a matter of fact, yes!
Debra: All right, Ray.
Ray: The things, Debra. We have no more things! Dracula! Dracula! [runs out]
Frank: I don't get it. What's the big deal?
Robert: What's the big deal? [whispers in Frank's ear]
Frank: [to Debra] You are sick.
Quote from Frank
Marie: You think that's so different from who you really are?
Frank: Doctor make bad bride! Frankenstein sue doctor!
Quote from Frank
Frank: Where are the kids?
Ray: Oh, they're going to spend the night at your house.
Frank: You know, you didn't leave me enough candy.
Debra: Really? 'Cause that bowl was full.
Frank: Oh, I almost had a riot on my hands. Good thing I found those chocolate coins you left in the cupboard.
Ray: Chocolate coins?
Debra: Chocolate coins in brightly colored wrappers, Ray.
Ray: The things? You gave out the things?
Debra: Yeah.
Frank: Yeah, so what?
Ray: So?! You don't go into somebody's house and go in their cabinets and take their things and give 'em out, you maniac!
Frank: It's Halloween. You gotta give the kids what they want!