Ray Quote #551
Quote from Ray in Halloween Candy
Ray: Okay, how 'bout this? We're on a private jet, right? And all the passengers, they're asleep.
Debra: Yeah.
Ray: Yeah. And I'm the captain and you're the flight attendant.
Debra: Okay.
Ray: Hello, Vicky.
Debra: Wait. Who's Vicky?
Ray: You are.
Debra: Why can't I just be me?
Ray: All right. Okay, all right. Fine, fine. You're you. Hello, Debbie. Boy, I usually don't cramp up when I fly, but maybe you could take off your clothes and rub my neck a little.
Debra: Okay, wait, Ray-- Ray, can you just be you?
Ray: I can't be me. I don't know how to fly this thing.
Debra: Just forget the airplane. I just want to be here in our bedroom with you.
Ray: What kind of pervert are you?
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Halloween Candy’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Robert: What's going on here? I'm getting complaints about the treats coming from this house.
Debra: Oh my God. Oh my God. Ray, the neighbors! We're gonna have to move now.
Frank: What, what? Were you saving them for something?
Ray: Yes! As a matter of fact, yes!
Debra: All right, Ray.
Ray: The things, Debra. We have no more things! Dracula! Dracula! [runs out]
Frank: I don't get it. What's the big deal?
Robert: What's the big deal? [whispers in Frank's ear]
Frank: [to Debra] You are sick.
Quote from Frank
Marie: You think that's so different from who you really are?
Frank: Doctor make bad bride! Frankenstein sue doctor!
Quote from Ray
Ray: [shouts out the window] Hey! Captain Hook! Did you get any candy from Frankenstein? [to Debra] No, no, honey. Come on, stay awake. Stay awake. Get up. That's it. Bright eyed. Come on, bushy tailed, let's go. No, no, stay awake. Let's sing. [sings] John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt! [shouts out the window] Hey, you, Nixon! Did you get any candy from Frankenstein? [a roll of toilet paper is thrown through the window] Hey! I know where you live, Casper! [to Debra] No, no, no! No, honey, come on. Come on. Oh, I hate Halloween! [turns TV on] Eh, Sports Center.