Ray Quote #518
Quote from Ray in Driving Frank
Ray: No, no. No, I'll tell you what has to be done. What I've been saying all along. All the cars should be made out of Nerf.
Debra: This is your solution?
Ray: Yeah, that's it. No metal, no glass. Crashes are now fun!
Debra: Oh, I see. You really thought this through, huh? What happens to your Nerf car when it rains?
Ray: You ring it out at the light. [scoffs] Rain. The real problem is the wind. My car, ah!
Debra: The real problem is that now your father has the state of New York behind him.
Ray: Yeah well, they better not try to pass him 'cause he'll flip them off.
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‘Driving Frank’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Debra: Wait, you're driving without a valid license?
Frank: I didn't want to wait in those long lines! Besides, I kinda like the picture on this one. See, 10 lbs. lighter and more hair.
Debra: This expired last year.
Marie: I am not driving with you until you get that renewed!
Frank: That's incentive? Why couldn't my marriage license expire?
Quote from Frank
Frank: See, now there's a line for skeeball. We're screwed!
Debra: Where have you been?
Frank: We ran into traffic.
Ray: It wasn't traffic, Dad. It was a funeral procession.
Frank: One less idiot in the world.
Marie: That's a terrible thing to say. You don't even know the person.
Frank: We met the family. And believe me, the family Van Idiot.
Quote from Frank
Robert: Now let me see your license!
Frank: Sorry, Sally, I'm fighting this!
Robert: There is black and white on the side of your car!
Frank: I hit a penguin!
Robert: I'm writing the ticket!
Frank: That's Barone! B-a-r-o-n-e! As in the man from whose loins you sprung! By the way, I hope you have someplace else to sleep tonight! Because if you try to come home, I'm gonna have you arrested for breaking and entering! [exits]
Robert: [to Ray & Debra] Does that couch pull out?