Robert Quote #146
Quote from Robert in Driving Frank
Debra: I can't believe how your whole family protects Frank! You know? He's got everybody so intimidated. Good for you, Robert, for giving him that ticket.
Ray: Yeah, well, he's just giving him a warning.
Robert: Well, I can't live over here forever. Can I?
Ray: No.
Robert: Then it's just a warning!
Ray: Wuss!
Debra: Okay, okay! You know, he's right. At least Robert stood up to Frank. You, on the other hand, would put your own children in jeopardy just to avoid an embarrassing conversation.
Ray: Hey, our kids are not in jeopardy. How do we know Robert isn't the one who caused that accident?
Robert: It's liver week again!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Driving Frank’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Debra: Wait, you're driving without a valid license?
Frank: I didn't want to wait in those long lines! Besides, I kinda like the picture on this one. See, 10 lbs. lighter and more hair.
Debra: This expired last year.
Marie: I am not driving with you until you get that renewed!
Frank: That's incentive? Why couldn't my marriage license expire?
Quote from Frank
Frank: See, now there's a line for skeeball. We're screwed!
Debra: Where have you been?
Frank: We ran into traffic.
Ray: It wasn't traffic, Dad. It was a funeral procession.
Frank: One less idiot in the world.
Marie: That's a terrible thing to say. You don't even know the person.
Frank: We met the family. And believe me, the family Van Idiot.
Quote from Frank
Robert: Now let me see your license!
Frank: Sorry, Sally, I'm fighting this!
Robert: There is black and white on the side of your car!
Frank: I hit a penguin!
Robert: I'm writing the ticket!
Frank: That's Barone! B-a-r-o-n-e! As in the man from whose loins you sprung! By the way, I hope you have someplace else to sleep tonight! Because if you try to come home, I'm gonna have you arrested for breaking and entering! [exits]
Robert: [to Ray & Debra] Does that couch pull out?