Ray Quote #508

Quote from Ray in The Invasion

Debra: It's so peaceful here. And I'll say this. It's much smaller than a hotel room would have been.
Ray: Come on, in a hotel room, you- You couldn't get the complete set of the "Book of Knowledge." Hey, let's look up "reproductive organs." That's all I had. Until Farrah.

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 ‘The Invasion’ Quotes

Quote from Marie

Marie: What was the truck in front of the house with the dancing little bugs on top?
Debra: We've got termites.
Marie: Oh my God! Oh, oh, dear! I told you, dear, you have to keep up with your housekeeping.

Quote from Debra

Debra: Ray, can't you see? I'm just trying to make a point here. Listen, you could help me. It could be fun. Come on, we never do anything together anymore.
Ray: You are sick.
Debra: If I am sick, it's because your family made me that way.

Quote from Debra

Debra: Oh, look, it's the Raymond Barone living memorial.
Ray: Yeah.
Debra: So what happens? Every 45 minutes an actor dressed as you comes in and recreates scenes from your life, huh? Yeah. [as Ray] "Oh no, where is my retainer? Oh!" "Hey, what's that? A pimple?" "You know all the other guys have hair down here."
Ray: Yeah, that's it. That's the whole show. Except for the finale where you stare at the Farrah Fawcett poster and... lock the door.