Ray Quote #452
Debra: When we signed up for T-ball you promised that you'd be home early so you could help me and I had to get everything ready. I had to get them dressed. I had to get the team snack. Everything.
Ray: I had to write that song.
Debra: Yeah, right.
Ray: And you didn't hear the next verse. [sings] My wife, Debra, is so nice She is real pretty, too...
Debra: Ally, I'm going to need that bat.
Ray: [sings] She sexy, she's skinny, her breath is real good We don't have as much sex as we should
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘T-Ball’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Bryan: I'm talking about the beautiful snack today.
Debra: We didn't bring a snack.
Bryan: Ray just gave it to me.
Ray: Will you shut up about the snack? All right. Just shut up about the stupid, freaking snack! Here! You want the snack. Here. Take it. Take all of it. Here. Are these healthy enough for you? Plantains! You couldn't just put bananas on the list, huh? I ate two of these before I found out you got to cook them!
Bryan: I'm sorry. I, uh...
Ray: What? You don't want to share T-ball with me? Well, guess what, I don't want to share T-ball with you, Bryan. Oh, by the way, your kid's costing us the game out there, okay? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. I'm keeping score. Ooh, bad! I'm keeping score, and we're losing because your kid's out there eating grasshoppers. Okay? I don't think that's an approved snack!
Quote from Marie
Marie: You know what you should do, Raymond? You're a big sports columnist you should do a column on T-ball for Newsday.
Ray: Yeah, sure. Right after my article on running through the sprinkler.
Marie: Well, it's better than just sports. It's about families spending time together. You'd be writing about something you love.
Quote from Ray
Ray: I got another snack list. And I think if we just bring, like, carrots and celery next week then everybody'll be happy. Except the kids.