Ray Quote #442
Quote from Ray in The Family Bed
Ray: Did you drink from this already?
Debra: No.
Ray: Well, the top didn't pop.
Debra: What?
Ray: Did you check it at the supermarket? 'Cause the top was popped up already.
Debra: It's fine, Ray.
Ray: You got to check them when you buy them.
Debra: Why don't you buy them? Then you can check them!
Ray: Yeah, if I bought them, I wouldn't buy one that had been tampered with.
Debra: Nobody tampered with it. I just had some.
Ray: You just said you didn't.
Debra: I forgot.
Ray: Well, when you opened it, did it pop up-
Debra: I don't know! I am tired!
Ray: I'm not drinking this. I'll wait and see what happens to you.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Family Bed’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Robert: You know, when I had trouble sleeping, Mom used to do something for me. Remember that, Ma? One of my best memories growing up. She'd give me a warm cup of that colored sugar water. Put me right out.
Frank: That was booze.
Robert: Booze?
Marie: Frank!
Frank: A stiff shot of sambuca in there, and it was, "Lights out, Bobby!"
Robert: You gave me liquor?
Marie: Not liquor, dear. Liqueur.
Robert: I don't believe it. All those special times, they were just-
Frank: Happy hours.
Robert: Oh, you are sick!
Marie: Oh, we were good parents. We didn't give you cashews 'cause you could choke on them.
Frank: What's the big deal? It's not like we let him drive that way.
Quote from Debra
Ray: But the twins can sleep. How come they're not afraid of monsters?
Debra: I don't know. One of them sleeps while the other one's on guard duty.
Quote from Marie
Robert: I don't want to hear it, Ma.
Marie: It was for your own good.
Robert: For my own good? Just like the ice cream truck? Remember that? You told me every time the music played that meant they were out of ice cream. [walks off]
Marie: Sugar's not good for you.
Ray: It is the worst thing for a hangover.