Ray Quote #432

Quote from Ray in The Family Bed

Debra: What? What's wrong? What happened?
Ray: You kicked me.
Debra: I did?
Ray: Oh, right in the garden of good and evil.
Debra: Honey, I'm sorry. What is- Oh, I think we found the kicker.
Ray: What is she doing in our bed again? It's every night. Good God, y'all!
Debra: Honey, is there anything I can do?
Ray: You can learn to love half a man.

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 ‘The Family Bed’ Quotes

Quote from Marie

Robert: You know, when I had trouble sleeping, Mom used to do something for me. Remember that, Ma? One of my best memories growing up. She'd give me a warm cup of that colored sugar water. Put me right out.
Frank: That was booze.
Robert: Booze?
Marie: Frank!
Frank: A stiff shot of sambuca in there, and it was, "Lights out, Bobby!"
Robert: You gave me liquor?
Marie: Not liquor, dear. Liqueur.
Robert: I don't believe it. All those special times, they were just-
Frank: Happy hours.
Robert: Oh, you are sick!
Marie: Oh, we were good parents. We didn't give you cashews 'cause you could choke on them.
Frank: What's the big deal? It's not like we let him drive that way.

Quote from Marie

Robert: I don't want to hear it, Ma.
Marie: It was for your own good.
Robert: For my own good? Just like the ice cream truck? Remember that? You told me every time the music played that meant they were out of ice cream. [walks off]
Marie: Sugar's not good for you.
Ray: It is the worst thing for a hangover.

Quote from Debra

Ray: But the twins can sleep. How come they're not afraid of monsters?
Debra: I don't know. One of them sleeps while the other one's on guard duty.