Ray Quote #423

Quote from Ray in The Ride-Along

Robert: I told you, Raymond. It's important that you not interfere with police business.
Ray: Well, what police business? We've been driving around for three hours. I saw more action on my paper route.
Robert: All right.
Ray: Hey, maybe later we can climb a tree and save a meow-meow.
Robert: That's enough, Raymond.
Sergeant Judy: I'm starting to see what you mean about your little brother.
Robert: Yeah. See what I'm saying?
Ray: What? What does he say?
Sergeant Judy: Sit back! I'm not gonna tell you again!
Ray: You just lost your tip. There's nothing to do. I'm bored back here. At least run the siren a little. This vest is a little smelly. Hey, if you wash these with regular clothes, do they become bulletproof? [Sergeant Judy hits the roof of the car with her night stick] Okay, okay.

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 ‘The Ride-Along’ Quotes

Quote from Robert

Ray: Listen, the reason I called the paper...
Robert: The reason, Raymond? I think I know the reason. It's called self-promotion.
Ray: What? No.
Robert: What's the matter, Raymond, huh? Sports section isn't enough anymore?
Ray: Oh, come on.
Robert: You have to be all over the paper. Why don't you hop on the subway, make the travel section?
Ray: All right. Come on.
Robert: How about the food section: "Newsday's own Ray Barone enjoys salami sandwich." I'll tell you what.
I'll give you change for $1. You can make the financial pages: "Ray Barone converts paper into coin."
Ray: Are you through?
Robert: Yes. Unless you're gonna be changing your clothes today. Fashion pages!

Quote from Ray

Debra: Ray, what time is it?
Ray: Huh?
Debra: What are you doing? Why are you lying there like that? Take your clothes off.
Ray: Oh, I'm not in the mood.
Debra: What are you talking about? How was the ride-along?
Ray: It was very boring. Followed by a short period of terrifying.

Quote from Marie

Ray: Why are you doing that to him?
Frank: Do what?
Ray: You act like it's nothing, what he does. He stopped an armed robbery last night. I didn't do anything. I had to throw up.
Marie: You threw up? You should have some dry toast.
Ray: Will you stop? Robert's the one you should be worried about. Are you listening to me, Ma? He's the one who's out there every day. He's the one who's risking his life.
Marie: I know what he does! I don't need to think about it.
Ray: Okay. I just wanted you to know.
Frank: Enough! Your mother doesn't like to think about it. Now you made me forget. What is it, oatmeal or eggs, Marie? Let's go!