Ray Quote #417
Quote from Ray in The Checkbook
Robert: Hey, Ray. How's it going? What's so important?
Ray: Nothing. Keep your voice down.
Robert: Something's up. I saw you sneaking out of your house at 5:00 in the a.m.
Ray: Stop watching my house. And I wasn't sneaking out. I just, I had to get over to the electric company payment center.
Robert: Why?
Ray: 'Cause those idiots, they shut off my power last night and, you know, I didn't want Debra to wake up without power. She likes toast.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Checkbook’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Ray: How long are you going to be?
Debra: Depends.
Ray: On what?
Debra: How long it takes to fix what you've done here.
Ray: So, like, a few minutes, right? Listen. I'm really sorry.
Debra: Yeah, I know you are.
Ray: Can I get anything? Do you need any help? Anything I can do at all? Look, shouldn't you just yell at me here or something?
Debra: Ray, when you're on the Titanic, you load the lifeboats. You don't stop to yell at the iceberg.
Quote from Frank
Marie: I told him she was too pretty for him.
Frank: Thank God I didn't make that mistake.
Quote from Frank
Frank: How come Robert's got $3,000 to throw around? He should be giving us rent money.
Marie: He's our son, Frank. You don't charge your son.
Frank: He's a giant, Marie. Do you know what it costs just to heat him?
Ray: All right. Thanks for coming.
Frank: Food, too. He's got $3,000, and I'm paying for the Pudding Pops.
Marie: You eat them, too, Frank.
Frank: No more Pudding Pops. And no solid white tuna, either. The chunk light is perfectly fine. I'm not running a country club anymore!
Marie: I like the solid white.
Frank: Too bad!
Marie: It's my one luxury.