Ray Quote #416

Quote from Ray in The Checkbook

Debra: Like that shade?
Ray: Very nice.
Debra: Look at this. Toes. Just a little bit darker than the nails. That's what the woman said was in now.
Ray: What, did you go to the beauty parlor?
Debra: Salon, Grandpa. Yes. And it was great.
Ray: What do they charge for that?
Debra: $20.
Ray: $20? That's like a buck a nail.

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 ‘The Checkbook’ Quotes

Quote from Debra

Ray: How long are you going to be?
Debra: Depends.
Ray: On what?
Debra: How long it takes to fix what you've done here.
Ray: So, like, a few minutes, right? Listen. I'm really sorry.
Debra: Yeah, I know you are.
Ray: Can I get anything? Do you need any help? Anything I can do at all? Look, shouldn't you just yell at me here or something?
Debra: Ray, when you're on the Titanic, you load the lifeboats. You don't stop to yell at the iceberg.

Quote from Frank

Marie: I told him she was too pretty for him.
Frank: Thank God I didn't make that mistake.

Quote from Frank

Frank: How come Robert's got $3,000 to throw around? He should be giving us rent money.
Marie: He's our son, Frank. You don't charge your son.
Frank: He's a giant, Marie. Do you know what it costs just to heat him?
Ray: All right. Thanks for coming.
Frank: Food, too. He's got $3,000, and I'm paying for the Pudding Pops.
Marie: You eat them, too, Frank.
Frank: No more Pudding Pops. And no solid white tuna, either. The chunk light is perfectly fine. I'm not running a country club anymore!
Marie: I like the solid white.
Frank: Too bad!
Marie: It's my one luxury.