Ray Quote #414
Quote from Ray in The Checkbook
Ray: All right, you're good with numbers. Here. Take a look at this stuff. I paid all these bills. There's no reason they should be sending me mean letters.
Andy: Well, here's a reason. Your check bounced.
Ray: What?
Andy: Wow. You bounced many checks here. You bounced 14 checks, and you were charged $300 in penalties. Excellent work.
Ray: What do you mean? I sent these checks myself.
Andy: Checks that didn't clear, Ray. You might as well have sent little pieces of toilet paper.
Ray: But I make more than enough money.
Andy: Well, mazel tov to you. You're $3,000 overdrawn here. You didn't even open up your bank statement.
Ray: I trusted the bank.
Andy: You didn't reconcile your checkbook.
Ray: Huh?
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Checkbook’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Ray: How long are you going to be?
Debra: Depends.
Ray: On what?
Debra: How long it takes to fix what you've done here.
Ray: So, like, a few minutes, right? Listen. I'm really sorry.
Debra: Yeah, I know you are.
Ray: Can I get anything? Do you need any help? Anything I can do at all? Look, shouldn't you just yell at me here or something?
Debra: Ray, when you're on the Titanic, you load the lifeboats. You don't stop to yell at the iceberg.
Quote from Frank
Marie: I told him she was too pretty for him.
Frank: Thank God I didn't make that mistake.
Quote from Frank
Frank: How come Robert's got $3,000 to throw around? He should be giving us rent money.
Marie: He's our son, Frank. You don't charge your son.
Frank: He's a giant, Marie. Do you know what it costs just to heat him?
Ray: All right. Thanks for coming.
Frank: Food, too. He's got $3,000, and I'm paying for the Pudding Pops.
Marie: You eat them, too, Frank.
Frank: No more Pudding Pops. And no solid white tuna, either. The chunk light is perfectly fine. I'm not running a country club anymore!
Marie: I like the solid white.
Frank: Too bad!
Marie: It's my one luxury.