Ray Quote #411
Quote from Ray in The Checkbook
Ray: Oh, hey. Write me a check for Sports Illustrated, will you? My subscription ran out.
Debra: Don't they have that at work?
Ray: Yeah, yeah. They've also got bathrooms at work, but I want one at home.
Debra: Come on, Ray, that's a big waste of money.
Ray: Right, everything I want is a waste of money. Like you don't go out and spend hundreds of dollars on... food. Come on, it's a magazine. Don't be so cheap.
Debra: It's not being cheap. It's living within a budget.
Ray: It's a magazine. That's all I want, okay? One thing for me.
Debra: Okay, who's the new golf bag for?
Ray: Ally.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Checkbook’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Ray: How long are you going to be?
Debra: Depends.
Ray: On what?
Debra: How long it takes to fix what you've done here.
Ray: So, like, a few minutes, right? Listen. I'm really sorry.
Debra: Yeah, I know you are.
Ray: Can I get anything? Do you need any help? Anything I can do at all? Look, shouldn't you just yell at me here or something?
Debra: Ray, when you're on the Titanic, you load the lifeboats. You don't stop to yell at the iceberg.
Quote from Frank
Marie: I told him she was too pretty for him.
Frank: Thank God I didn't make that mistake.
Quote from Frank
Frank: How come Robert's got $3,000 to throw around? He should be giving us rent money.
Marie: He's our son, Frank. You don't charge your son.
Frank: He's a giant, Marie. Do you know what it costs just to heat him?
Ray: All right. Thanks for coming.
Frank: Food, too. He's got $3,000, and I'm paying for the Pudding Pops.
Marie: You eat them, too, Frank.
Frank: No more Pudding Pops. And no solid white tuna, either. The chunk light is perfectly fine. I'm not running a country club anymore!
Marie: I like the solid white.
Frank: Too bad!
Marie: It's my one luxury.