Ray Quote #398
Marie: Debra, you've got to see this. Come on.
Robert: We're just here to say farewell to our kinfolk.
Debra: Ray, your ride's here.
Ray: Listen, if I don't come back, it's because I died of embarrassment.
Debra: [as a Southern Belle] Well, I do declare, you look so very fine in your uniform. I believe I've got the vapors.
Ray: Where were you last night?
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Civil War’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: All right. This house is secure. I want lunch.
Harry: May I escort you across the street, Miss Marie?
Marie: Thank you, Jeb. What a gentleman.
Frank: Hey, if you're gonna act like you're stealing her away, don't tease me. Steal her away!
Quote from Robert
Ray: You're this big Civil War freak now, just because Dad asked you to go first?
Robert: He didn't ask me.
Ray: What?
Robert: He didn't ask me. Since when does Dad ask us to do anything with him? I had to enlist.
Ray: God, I don't believe this. I only did this because.
Robert: Because you thought he asked me and not you. And now you have to go. [laughs] Hey, better bring a newspaper.
Ray: They had newspapers then.
Robert: They didn't have toilet paper.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Ah, my feet are killing me. I think these boots are a size too small. Tell me, what's it say on the bottom of my right boot?
Ray: "Left."
Frank: Oh, crap. What's it say on the other one?
Ray: Guess.