Frank Quote #166
Ray: Look, I'm not talking about that, Dad.
Frank: Then why do you want to go?
Ray: Believe it or not, to be with you! Why can't you do something with me for once?
Frank: What are you talking about? We do stuff.
Ray: What do we ever do, Dad?
Frank: I can't believe you're giving me all this grief just because you're not on my side in this thing. I'm sorry I asked you to go.
Ray: You didn't ask me to go.
Frank: Yes, I did!
Ray: No, you didn't!
Frank: I said, "Do you want to go?"
Ray: Yeah, you said, "Do you want to go?" Not, "Do you want to go, because I want you to go."
Frank: Oh, my God. You are going to get passed around the campfire like a bag of chips.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Civil War’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: All right. This house is secure. I want lunch.
Harry: May I escort you across the street, Miss Marie?
Marie: Thank you, Jeb. What a gentleman.
Frank: Hey, if you're gonna act like you're stealing her away, don't tease me. Steal her away!
Quote from Robert
Ray: You're this big Civil War freak now, just because Dad asked you to go first?
Robert: He didn't ask me.
Ray: What?
Robert: He didn't ask me. Since when does Dad ask us to do anything with him? I had to enlist.
Ray: God, I don't believe this. I only did this because.
Robert: Because you thought he asked me and not you. And now you have to go. [laughs] Hey, better bring a newspaper.
Ray: They had newspapers then.
Robert: They didn't have toilet paper.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Ah, my feet are killing me. I think these boots are a size too small. Tell me, what's it say on the bottom of my right boot?
Ray: "Left."
Frank: Oh, crap. What's it say on the other one?
Ray: Guess.