Ray Quote #391
Ray: My dad asked him to go?
Debra: Yeah, your mom told me.
Ray: What? Robert's so great?
Debra: No, I don't think that--
Ray: And I get the recycling. He doesn't even ask me. I mean my father should ask me, shouldn't he? Why didn't he ask?
Debra: Well, would you have gone?
Ray: Of course not. But why does he want Robert to go and not me? What's wrong with me?
Debra: Ray, I didn't know that you'd be feeling so... Wait a minute. You're not acting all hurt just so I'll tell you to go with your dad so that you can get out of the baby shower, are you?
Ray: I'm not that smart.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Civil War’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: All right. This house is secure. I want lunch.
Harry: May I escort you across the street, Miss Marie?
Marie: Thank you, Jeb. What a gentleman.
Frank: Hey, if you're gonna act like you're stealing her away, don't tease me. Steal her away!
Quote from Robert
Ray: You're this big Civil War freak now, just because Dad asked you to go first?
Robert: He didn't ask me.
Ray: What?
Robert: He didn't ask me. Since when does Dad ask us to do anything with him? I had to enlist.
Ray: God, I don't believe this. I only did this because.
Robert: Because you thought he asked me and not you. And now you have to go. [laughs] Hey, better bring a newspaper.
Ray: They had newspapers then.
Robert: They didn't have toilet paper.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Ah, my feet are killing me. I think these boots are a size too small. Tell me, what's it say on the bottom of my right boot?
Ray: "Left."
Frank: Oh, crap. What's it say on the other one?
Ray: Guess.