Frank Quote #157
Frank: Marie, water.
Ray: What are you doing, Dad?
Frank: Attacking your house.
Marie: Harry got your father back into the Civil War reenacting.
Harry: Damn glad I did. I'm proud to lead this beautiful bastard into battle.
Debra: So you're one of those guys who gets dressed up in uniforms and recreates battles and..?
Frank: I like war.
Marie: Your father's a lieutenant.
Ray: It's make-believe, Ma. He could be Lincoln if he wanted to.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Civil War’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: All right. This house is secure. I want lunch.
Harry: May I escort you across the street, Miss Marie?
Marie: Thank you, Jeb. What a gentleman.
Frank: Hey, if you're gonna act like you're stealing her away, don't tease me. Steal her away!
Quote from Robert
Ray: You're this big Civil War freak now, just because Dad asked you to go first?
Robert: He didn't ask me.
Ray: What?
Robert: He didn't ask me. Since when does Dad ask us to do anything with him? I had to enlist.
Ray: God, I don't believe this. I only did this because.
Robert: Because you thought he asked me and not you. And now you have to go. [laughs] Hey, better bring a newspaper.
Ray: They had newspapers then.
Robert: They didn't have toilet paper.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Ah, my feet are killing me. I think these boots are a size too small. Tell me, what's it say on the bottom of my right boot?
Ray: "Left."
Frank: Oh, crap. What's it say on the other one?
Ray: Guess.