Ray Quote #342
Quote from Ray in The Children's Book
Ray: "And Winky was glad to be home even though she had never really left." The end. So, how do you like that story?
Ally: It was good.
Ray: Yeah? So, between that story and the one that Mommy read you last night which one did you like better?
Ally: Better?
Ray: Yeah, between Clive and Winky?
Ally: Winky.
Ray: Yeah? Why?
Ally: Winky was funny.
Ray: How about that? And you like Winky the best? [Aly nods] I love you. And you like the name Winky, right?
Ally: Yes. [hugs Ally]
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Children's Book’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: I tell you what. Whatever you do, I'll do the pictures for it.
Debra: Pictures?
Frank: I've dabbled in the visual arts. I've painted some bullfighters, some nudes.
Marie: You painted naked ladies off a deck of dirty cards.
Frank: I had to. After Robert was born, you stopped posing for me.
Marie: Frank!
Robert: What?
Ray: Oh. Okay, I have to gouge out my eyes.
Robert: You can't gouge out your mind's eye.
Quote from Marie
Frank: Your mother was just telling the story of how you wet your pants at home plate.
Robert: Ma.
Marie: It's for Debra's children's book.
Robert: It's gonna be in a book?
Debra: No, Marie. Marie, please, I don't think I'm gonna use the story.
Robert: That's my story. You can't use it. I have the rights to that story.
Debra: Robert, I'm not using the story.
Marie: Why not? It's an important story. It has a moral about how kids shouldn't tease other kids and how you should listen to your mother and not hold it.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Debra, sweetheart, settle a bet. ls this container microwavable?
Debra: No, Frank.
Marie: [o.s.] I told you that wasn't the sauce. You're eating melted plastic.
Frank: Wow, everything is better with cheese on it.