Ray Quote #315
Quote from Ray in Anniversary
Debra: Come here. Sign your parents' anniversary card.
Ray: Oh, look, a girl puppy nuzzling a boy puppy. Hmm. Well, you've captured them. "No bones about it, doggone it, we love you!" I'm sorry. I can't sign that.
Debra: Well, I have an idea. Why don't we send them the card you bought them?
Ray: Now I get it. I get it now. "Doggone it," 'cause there's dogs on it. Very clever. I didn't see it at first. I see it now.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Anniversary’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Debra: Do you know what time it is? Come to bed.
Ray: Can't sleep.
Debra: Oh, listen. You got to stop feeling guilty about getting your parents back together. You know what? Think of them as, like, a terrible virus. If they had met other people, the misery would've spread. You kept it contained.
Quote from Frank
Marie: How are you eating? Close your mouth before you chew.
Frank: Close your mouth before you talk.
Quote from Robert
Ray: So I guess it wasn't just my arm, then, huh?
Robert: Yeah, your arm. You know, I've been meaning to tell you about that. You know how you fell off your bike?
Ray: Yeah.
Robert: Well, you didn't just fall off your bike.
Ray: What do you mean?
Robert: Well, Dad was away so long, I figured he might come home sooner if you had a little accident.
Ray: Are you crazy?! I flipped over the handlebars! I could've been killed!
Robert: I thought of that. Then Dad would have come to the funeral. I'm glad we talked about this. It's been on my mind.