Marie Quote #84
Ray: I was wondering if maybe later on you could maybe give me a piano lesson. Maybe later.
Marie: What are you doing?
Ray: Nothing.
Marie: You're making fun of me?
Ray: No.
Marie: You don't think I know the kids make fun of me?
Ray: Nobody's making anything.
Marie: [false laughs] "The old piano lady." Yeah, like I'm from the lost world. Maybe if more children took piano lessons instead of shooting lessons today we'd be better off.
Ray: They don't take shooting lessons, Ma. They just shoot.
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Quote from Marie
Ray: Listen, what are you doing after vacuuming?
Marie: I reload the bag and go again.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Nobody would blame you for not wanting to take piano lessons from your mother. She gave me a knitting lesson once and by the end of it, I wanted to impale myself.
Ray: My mother is not why I quit.
Debra: Well, you know, I'm no shrink, but of course it is.
Quote from Ray
Marie: She won't finish her piano lessons.
Ally: I don't want any stupid lesson.
Ray: Hey. I'm trying to watch here.
Debra: Marie, what happened?
Marie: Well, I've never had a student like her. She just slams the piano lid down and runs out of the house. ls this how you raise your daughter?
Ray: When the game's on, it's her daughter.