Ray Quote #293
Robert: Well, I don't know you, okay? I wanna know you.
Ray: Okay, you wanna know me?
Robert: Yeah.
Ray: All right. You asked about the first time I had sex with Debra. I'll tell you. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe that someone like her would allow someone like me to sleep with them. So you know what happened? I cried. All right? I cried. I was so embarrassed, I couldn't let her see me. So for the whole time, I never looked at her once. Okay?
[Robert turns away and is silent for a few moments before turning the TV back on]
Robert: President looks good.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Brother’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Ray: My mom call yet?
Debra: No, I think she's still mad at you for making fun of her.
Ray: We do that all the time, she loves it.
Ray: Oh, no!
Ally: [as Ray] Oh, no!
Michael & Geoffrey: [as Ray] Oh, no!
Quote from Ray
Marie: Why is it that every time I start to feel good, something has to ruin it?
Ray: Who ruins it for you?
Marie: You know what today is, don't you? It's the second anniversary of your brother's divorce.
Ray: Oh, I didn't get him a card.
Quote from Marie
Marie: You should see him sitting over there with the dog. It is so sad. Your father's trying everything to get him to snap out of it.
Debra: What's he doing?
Marie: He's yelling, "Snap out of it."