Robert Quote #66
Robert: You remember that Assistant Principal, Mrs. McAffree? The woman with the wooden leg?
Ray: Yeah. I used to try to sneak a look at her legs to figure out which one it was.
Robert: It was the left one.
Ray: Yeah? How can you tell?
Robert: No hair on it.
Ray: Oh, I remember Mike Kimmelman. He snuck into her office. He left her an apple and a can of lemon Pledge.
Robert: Crazy Kimmelman.
Ray: Ah, Kimmelman.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Brother’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Ray: My mom call yet?
Debra: No, I think she's still mad at you for making fun of her.
Ray: We do that all the time, she loves it.
Ray: Oh, no!
Ally: [as Ray] Oh, no!
Michael & Geoffrey: [as Ray] Oh, no!
Quote from Ray
Marie: Why is it that every time I start to feel good, something has to ruin it?
Ray: Who ruins it for you?
Marie: You know what today is, don't you? It's the second anniversary of your brother's divorce.
Ray: Oh, I didn't get him a card.
Quote from Marie
Marie: You should see him sitting over there with the dog. It is so sad. Your father's trying everything to get him to snap out of it.
Debra: What's he doing?
Marie: He's yelling, "Snap out of it."