Ray Quote #286
Ray: Although, the shooting...
Robert: Yeah.
Ray: I tell you, my favorite part was when the guy hits the pimp with the manhole cover.
Robert: No, I saw that coming. You know the part that I thought was great? When that little guy came in the room shooting like this. [imitates gunfire] What's that?
Ray: I love that.
Robert: You're sacrificing accuracy.
Ray: Anybody can shoot like this. [imitates gunfire] That's boring. You've seen that in a hundred movies. But this way. Let's say this table here is full of drugs, all right? Bad guys on each side, they're splitting up the money. You come in, boom! Hey, mother-
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Brother’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Ray: My mom call yet?
Debra: No, I think she's still mad at you for making fun of her.
Ray: We do that all the time, she loves it.
Ray: Oh, no!
Ally: [as Ray] Oh, no!
Michael & Geoffrey: [as Ray] Oh, no!
Quote from Ray
Marie: Why is it that every time I start to feel good, something has to ruin it?
Ray: Who ruins it for you?
Marie: You know what today is, don't you? It's the second anniversary of your brother's divorce.
Ray: Oh, I didn't get him a card.
Quote from Marie
Marie: You should see him sitting over there with the dog. It is so sad. Your father's trying everything to get him to snap out of it.
Debra: What's he doing?
Marie: He's yelling, "Snap out of it."