Ray Quote #263
Quote from Ray in Father Knows Least
Debra: Ally, I'm done asking you. I want the toys picked up now.
Ally: No!
Debra: If you don't do what I'm telling you, you can forget about dessert.
Frank: Ooh, no dessert.
Ally: I don't want any stupid dessert.
Marie: Oh, my.
Frank: Sure you do.
Debra: Ray, I can't take this anymore. Could you handle it, please?
Ray: Okay, I got it. All right. Ally, wash your hands and do what Mommy- Don't make Mommy mad.
Ally: No.
Ray: Look, you have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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Ray: Look, just let me handle it, all right? Ally, I'm gonna give you to the count of three. If you don't start picking up your toys, no TV for a week.
Frank: Geez.
Robert: Oh, no.
Ray: One... Two. I'm not kidding. One, two... This is it. Two-and-a-half. Two-and-three-quarters. Let me tell you something, Ally. I don't know any more fractions, okay?