Frank Quote #109

Quote from Frank in Father Knows Least

Ray: Time to go home now.
Frank: Hey, I'm watching the game.
Ray: I think they're beaming it into your house, too, Dad.
Robert: Dad's taping Channel 5 over there.
Ray: Why? Why? What's on 5?
Robert: He wants to catch that commercial for the chicken restaurant.
Ray: Oh, the one where it's so good, the chicken goes there to eat it?
Frank: I'm dying to see it.

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