Ray Quote #253
Quote from Ray in Ray's on TV
Roy Firestone: And a brand-new face from Newsday, a fine columnist, Mr. Ray Barone. Good to see you, Ray.
Ray: Howdy.
Roy Firestone: Our subject tonight: athletes and steroids. As you might know, there's an increasing use of steroids among amateur athletes. Ray, you wrote a very interesting piece about that.
Ray: [clears throat] Yes, I did, Roy. [silence]
Kevin: Why don't you tell us about that, Ray?
Ray: It's a growing problem. It's a growing problem. Steroids. Right. I'd say it's even gotten to be a bit of a...
James Worthy: Epidemic?
Ray: No, it's not an epidemic. It's out of control. It's kinda like a... a epidemic.
James Worthy: Epidemic, yeah, that's right.
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Quote from Marie
Marie: Ray, we told you you were a good writer so that you would think you were a good writer, see? Then somebody gave you a job. That's what parents do. They all lie to their kids for their own good.
Ray: Other parents aren't lying, Ma. They believe in their children.
Marie: No, they don't.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Ally drew another picture of our family and she still says that these monsters aren't your parents.
Ray: All right. So maybe they're not.
Debra: Ray, this one is bald, and this one's carrying a covered dish.
Ray: You know what? Save that. Someday a therapist may want to see it.
Quote from Marie
Frank: Listen, you got bigger problems than your little words there.
Ray: Like what?
Frank: Like scratching the microphone. Nobody could hear what the hell was going on!
Marie: Well, at least... At least the scratching kept him from waving his hands around like he was landing planes.
Frank: The microphone was much worse.
Marie: No.
Frank: It seemed like he'd never been on television before.
Marie: He's never been on television, but he's had his hands his whole life.