Ray Quote #250
Quote from Ray in Why Are We Here?
[flashback:]
Ray: This is not the house for us, that's all. We must keep looking.
Debra: I don't wanna keep looking.
Ray: Why? We can find something else just like this.
Debra: But this house is right by your parents'.
Ray: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Do you hear what you're saying? It's the hormones. That's- Tell me it's the hormones. You've got twice the hormones going now. You don't know what you're saying.
Debra: Ray, in four months we're gonna have three kids. I'm gonna need all the help I can get. Who better to help us than your parents?
Ray: The devil.
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Quote from Ray
[flashback:]
Debra: Here's a two-bedroom apartment in Elmont.
Ray: Elmont? No. Look, here's the tri-state area. Here's where my mom and dad live. So anything within this circle is too close to my parents' house.
Debra: Put that away. They're gonna be here any minute.
Ray: You're not listening. If my mom can cook sauce and get it to our house before it's cold, she's gonna be over every day. Nuh-uh. We'll call this the hot zone.
Debra: I like her sauce.
Ray: Let me finish, please. Now, anything within this zone is gonna be about a once-a-week visit, okay? Now, here farthest away. Best zone right? Wrong! 'Cause if we move here and they visit, they become overnight guests. Okay, so the middle zone is our target area. It's too close for an overnight, too far for sauce.
Debra: Well, speak for yourself, Ray, because I have no problem with your parents.
Quote from Ray
Debra: I would never have thought that I would miss our little apartment in Queens.
Ray: Come on, that apartment was tiny cramped and noisy.
Debra: And your parents would only visit every other month.
Ray: I loved that place.
Quote from Debra
Ray: So, when we can afford to move, where do you want to go?
Debra: Well, here's Earth, your parents' planet. Let's call this the hot zone.