Ray Quote #199

Quote from Ray in The Dog

Kristi Yamaguchi: Come on in. Do you mind doing the interview in here?
Ray: No. It's just a little weird. I've never been in a women's locker room before. Well, once in seventh grade. The guys pushed me in but that was only for a second. All right. I'll just sit here.
Kristi Yamaguchi: Okay.
Ray: Well, it's been a big deal for female reporters going into male locker rooms. I know how they feel now. Okay. So let's just start. Kristi, Olympic gold medal world championship, the cover of People magazine.... What's next for you? Oh, you have an outie. I would've taken you for an innie.

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 ‘The Dog’ Quotes

Quote from Robert

Robert: Hello. You guys have any Maalox or something?
Debra: What's the matter? Did you eat something bad?
Robert: I'm a cop and I live with my parents. I'm on a steady diet of human suffering.

Quote from Ray

Debra: What are you doing with a dog, Ray?
Ray: He followed me home. You wanna play with him? Go ahead.
Debra: Play with him? Ray, I can't even find one of my own children. Geoffrey.
Ray: That's because they're walking now. I told you all that crawling would lead to no good.

Quote from Debra

Ray: So what do you think? What should we name him?
Debra: Are you kidding me Ray? We can't keep him. Besides he belongs to somebody.
Ray: No. There's no tag no collar. He could've been born in the wild.
Debra: Yeah, those herds of wild bulldogs.
Ray: I thought you liked dogs.
Debra: Ray come on. I love dogs but in case you haven't noticed, the last thing that we need around here
is something else that eats and poops.
Ray: All right, I'll stop doing one of those.