Ray Quote #182
Debra: Michael asleep?
Ray: Finally. I tried everything. Read to him, I rocked him. He kept looking at me like: "Is that all you got? Is that it?" [puts TV on] Ah, ESPN. Nothing quite like it. Nothing even comes close. Well, ESPN 2.
Debra: You know, Ray, could you at least look at me before you settle in for three hours of television?
Ray: I looked at you when I came in.
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Quote from Marie
Marie: Just answer the question. Would you take me in?
Ray: I'm not answering that question.
Ray: It's an unofficial question, Ma.
Marie: I'm all alone. Where do I go?
Frank: Wait a minute. What happened to me?
Marie: You passed away.
Frank: What? I died? How did I die?
Marie: We'll see.
Quote from Robert
Robert: The cable's out.
Debra: It's in the Bible, next comes locusts.
Robert: I'll tell you, it's a cop's worst nightmare. Cable goes out, people get edgy. Thank God this isn't the summer. You take away a man's TV during the heat wave, well, you might as well pack up the canned goods and just head for the basement.
Quote from Frank
Frank: You got TV yet?
Ray: No. You?
Frank: I can't stand it. Without cable, I got nothing to live for over there.
Marie: He's driving me crazy. It's like someone went into the ape cage and took out the tire swing. Why can't we just talk to each other?
Debra: That's exactly what I've been saying.
Marie: We haven't had a conversation in 35 years.
Frank: I didn't want to interrupt.