Debra Quote #41
Ray: Hey, things are uneven now.
Debra: What?
Ray: You know about me and my first time. What about you? Where were you?
Debra: Honey, come on. We talked about this. You never wanted to hear about it. You said it would make you uncomfortable.
Ray: Come on, where were you? I can take it. I just watched someone go through this.
Debra: No, it's gonna bother you too much.
Ray: So what if it bothers me? What's the worst that could happen?
Debra: Look, for one, you're never gonna wanna go into a supermarket again.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Car’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Debra: Hi.
Frank: Good. A witness.
Debra: A witness to what?
Frank: The inevitable triumph of technology over Marie. See, we're putting your money to good use. Look what I bought. A bread machine.
Marie: I can still make it faster and better myself.
Frank: [chuckles] We'll see. Hey, I'm kneading already. Look who's still mixing.
Marie: If I win, I'm getting rid of this stupid bread maker.
Frank: Same if I win.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Oh, thank God, you're home. Sing the A-B-C.
Debra: What?
Ray: Sing the alphabet song. A-B-C...
Debra: [sings] A-B-C-D-E-F-G...
Ray: Okay, now sing Twinkle, Twinkle.
Debra: Ray.
Ray: Will you just sing Twinkle, Twinkle?
Debra: [sings] Twinkle, twinkle, little star- Oh, my God.
Ray: Uh-huh.
Debra: It's the same song!
Ray: Thank you. We're going nuts here.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Well, thank you very much, Ray, for that wonderful car. It broke down.
Ray: What did you do to it?
Debra: I tried to drive it, Ray. I'm coming out of the supermarket. It's pouring down rain. So I run us all to the car. I get the kids all strapped in. And the stupid thing wouldn't start.
Ray: Oh, you probably flooded it.
Debra: Oh, now it's my fault.
Ray: When you turned the key in the ignition, what did it sound like?
Debra: The rustling of divorce papers.