Ray Quote #163
Quote from Ray in Who's Handsome?
Ray: Okay, but I look better now, right? Still not as good as Robert, right? As good as Robert? You said that he was the handsome one.
Debra: Yes, Robert's handsome, but he's not who I'm attracted to.
Ray: Then, who is it?
Debra: It used to be you, Ray. Come on, what do you think? All this stuff makes you sexy? This stuff is not you, Ray. And that's not what I want. I want my regular Ray. That's the Ray I've always wanted.
Ray: Are you saying, then, that I'm sexy? [Debra kisses Ray] I think I might need a little more convincing.
Debra: God, who did your hair, Jiffy Lube?
Ray: It's the Deluxe Finisher model.
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Quote from Marie
Marie: No, sweetheart, both my boys are gorgeous. In their own way. But I think that Robert sort of takes after me a bit more, whereas you favor your father.
Frank: [enters in his underwear] Marie. Marie, what's the difference between a bunion and a corn?
Marie: Do you know that your son here doesn't think he's good-looking?
Frank: What do you mean, you're not good-looking? You look like me.
Marie: There you go.
Quote from Robert
Amy: So, you're a police sergeant. Your wife must get worried sick about you.
Robert: No, not as sick as she used to. We're divorced.
Amy: I'm sorry.
Robert: No, no. It's all for the best. I'm much happier now than I used to be.
Amy: I just have so much respect for people in your line of work.
Robert: No, it's just hours of boredom interrupted by moments of unbelievable horror.
Quote from Ray
Marie: Well, I'm glad he had a date, at least. I mean, he's been moping around here ever since the divorce. I mean, such a waste. Oh, he's such a good-looking boy.
Ray: So, you think so, too?
Marie: Of course. Who doesn't? Everybody used to say what a beautiful boy your brother was.
Ray: What about me?
Marie: Well, you're adorable.
Ray: Adorable. Like a hamster.
Marie: No. Like a person. But, oh, your brother used to turn heads. He always had that sort of old-fashioned, movie star look like Valentino.
Ray: Oh, I see. So, he's Valentino and I'm Fievel.