Ray Quote #118
Ray: I can't see. I hate this side of the bed. I can't see the TV from here.
Debra: What do you mean? You picked that side.
Ray: Well, I didn't know it was gonna be my side for life. I gotta watch TV with a big foot in the middle of the screen. I'm trying to get the weather. I can only get from Wednesday over.
Debra: Do you wanna switch sides?
Ray: What? After seven years? I'II be all out of whack over there.
Debra: Maybe you'II do better with your next wife.
Ray: My next wife isn't gonna have feet. Right. I'II be able to watch the TV and I'II never have to go dancing.
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Quote from Ray
Ray: But no more. I'm not gonna lie to my kids anymore.
Debra: Yes, you will, Ray.
Ray: No, I will not. I'm not gonna do to them what my father did to me. From now on, only the truth. When my kids look back at me I want them to be able to say, "Okay, I'm all screwed up from that guy, but he didn't lie."
Debra: What a lovely thought for our children, Ray.
Quote from Marie
Marie: Ally is 5 years old, you Scrooge. Of course we lie. We all lie. That's what holds us all together. So you go in and lie to your daughter and I'll go home and feed the man I love.
Quote from Ray
Ray: That's good. You think she's better off now?
Debra: Oh, they were just trying to help Ray.
Ray: Yeah, let them help by paying her shrink bills when she's having nightmares about two Santas and a reindeer named Lefty.