Debra Quote #33
Quote from Debra in Captain Nemo
Debra: Listen, I don't get this. You work all the time and you have to go on road trips and when you come back you run off and play, and now you got to be captain?
Ray: Listen, I've been playing with these guys since high school and we've never come close to winning a championship. This time we're close. And if I can be captain, I know we can go all the way.
Debra: And winning is more important than spending time with your family?
Ray: Apples and oranges.
Debra: No, Ray. Apples or oranges. You know, I gave up some stuff when we had kids.
Ray: I know. Did it have to be sex?
Ray: I'm just trying to do it all that's all.
Debra: Okay you go ahead and try to do it all. I just think that you're choosing quantity over quality. Myself obviously representing quality.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Captain Nemo’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Debra: And I hate to tell you this, but Michael said his first word today.
Ray: Come on. No.
Debra: Yeah, we were driving along the expressway and this truck cuts us off. And, well, you know, what you always say when that happens to you?
Ray: He said that?
Debra: Clear as a bell.
Ray: Oh, God. Well, how did he say it? Did he punch it out like I do?
Debra: Ray, it was as if you were in the car.
Quote from Marie
Marie: You are some brother.
Ray: Hi, Ma.
Marie: Don't Ma me. I finally got it out of Robert. He's been sitting over there for two days depressed moping not talking to anyone. And you know why?
Ray: Because he's Robert?
Marie: Because his brother sold him down the river for his own glory.
Ray: Hey, Ma, you want to hear what Michael said today?
Debra: No, I think you're about to hear it again.
Ray: Ma, look, I didn't do anything.
Marie: No? You dethroned him and then you took his crown. You're like Richard III. Or that guy on The Young and the Restless.
Quote from Ray
Ray: It's like playing the Globetrotters. I'm waiting for Meadowlark to pull my pants down.