Frank Quote #46
Ray: Look at all that bread. I'm so glad we came here.
Frank: You got any rye bread?
Gerard: No, sir, I'm sorry. We do not.
Frank: I like rye bread.
Ray: They don't have any, Dad.
Debra: I'll have a baguette over here.
Frank: Well, you got all these kinds of bread. You don't have rye bread. Rye bread is a very common bread. What do you do when Jewish people come in here?
Gerard: Would you like to speak with the manager, sir?
Frank: Is he Jewish?
Ray: Dad, just take a roll, okay? Sorry, man.
Frank: Don't apologize. The customer is always right. Am I right?
Warren: I would never argue with you, Frank.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘In-Laws’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: What kind of food do they serve here?
Debra: I believe it's French.
Warren: Ever been to France?
Marie: Oh, no, we're not world travelers.
Lois: Oh, France is so lovely. You have to go.
Frank: I don't appreciate the French... as a people. I find them annoying. Truly.
Quote from Frank
Lois: Oh, I love Stomp.
Frank: Who's Stomp?
Debra: It's sort of like a rhythmic dance. These guys, sort of bang together anything they can find... trash cans, hub caps, brooms.
Frank: And you loved it?
Lois: Oh. Loved it. We're going back.
Frank: How much do they charge for this?
Warren: $40.
Frank: For $20, I'll bang on my garbage cans till your ears bleed.
Quote from Robert
Robert: Isn't this one of those joints with those dressed-up waiters?
Ray: Yeah. What's wrong with dressed-up waiters?
Robert: They give me the willies. They just put me on the spot, you know? It's like authority figures.
Ray: Authority figures? You're a police sergeant. You out-rank the waiter.
Robert: Yeah, but how is he going to know?