Marie Quote #34
Gerard: Hello, I'm Gerard. Here are your menus.
Robert: Excuse me, but there's so much silverware on the table. What's all this silverware for?
Gerard: For you to eat with.
Marie: No, that's too much. I mean, this is wasteful. I've got five forks. Take three back. And all these plates means extra washing. Give me your plates.
Frank: Me, too. I don't need all these glasses. How many mouths do you think I got?
Ray: I have too many parents. Could you take one of them, please?
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Quote from Frank
Frank: What kind of food do they serve here?
Debra: I believe it's French.
Warren: Ever been to France?
Marie: Oh, no, we're not world travelers.
Lois: Oh, France is so lovely. You have to go.
Frank: I don't appreciate the French... as a people. I find them annoying. Truly.
Quote from Frank
Lois: Oh, I love Stomp.
Frank: Who's Stomp?
Debra: It's sort of like a rhythmic dance. These guys, sort of bang together anything they can find... trash cans, hub caps, brooms.
Frank: And you loved it?
Lois: Oh. Loved it. We're going back.
Frank: How much do they charge for this?
Warren: $40.
Frank: For $20, I'll bang on my garbage cans till your ears bleed.
Quote from Robert
Robert: Isn't this one of those joints with those dressed-up waiters?
Ray: Yeah. What's wrong with dressed-up waiters?
Robert: They give me the willies. They just put me on the spot, you know? It's like authority figures.
Ray: Authority figures? You're a police sergeant. You out-rank the waiter.
Robert: Yeah, but how is he going to know?