Frank Quote #37
Ray: Come on, Ma, they don't come that often.
Marie: No, they're too busy gallivanting around the world.
Frank: Where did they go for Christmas last year? Morocco?
Ray: So what?
Frank: Well, what are they trying to prove?
Marie: They're so pretentious. I always have to hear about how beautiful it is in Connecticut.
Ray: Look, you have to see your in-laws. They're gonna be across the street. What, are you gonna hide?
Frank: I've got a chair now up in the attic.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘In-Laws’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: What kind of food do they serve here?
Debra: I believe it's French.
Warren: Ever been to France?
Marie: Oh, no, we're not world travelers.
Lois: Oh, France is so lovely. You have to go.
Frank: I don't appreciate the French... as a people. I find them annoying. Truly.
Quote from Frank
Lois: Oh, I love Stomp.
Frank: Who's Stomp?
Debra: It's sort of like a rhythmic dance. These guys, sort of bang together anything they can find... trash cans, hub caps, brooms.
Frank: And you loved it?
Lois: Oh. Loved it. We're going back.
Frank: How much do they charge for this?
Warren: $40.
Frank: For $20, I'll bang on my garbage cans till your ears bleed.
Quote from Robert
Robert: Isn't this one of those joints with those dressed-up waiters?
Ray: Yeah. What's wrong with dressed-up waiters?
Robert: They give me the willies. They just put me on the spot, you know? It's like authority figures.
Ray: Authority figures? You're a police sergeant. You out-rank the waiter.
Robert: Yeah, but how is he going to know?