Debra Quote #18

Quote from Debra in Your Place or Mine?

Debra: What do you think she's doing up there?
Ray: You hear that?
Debra: No, I don't hear anything.
Ray: That's the sound of all our clothes being refolded.
Debra: Boy, she doesn't stop. How did you survive growing up with her?
Ray: I spent a lot of time pretending to be asleep.
Debra: I think she's coming.
[Ray turns over on the couch and pretends to be asleep]
Marie: You know, dear your clothes are a disaster. You know, those wire hangers crease everything. [sees Ray "sleeping"] Oh, sorry.
Debra: [hits Ray with a newspaper] Oh, look, he's up.

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 ‘Your Place or Mine?’ Quotes

Quote from Debra

Marie: Where's your iron?
Debra: Oh, no, no, Marie. You don't have to iron our clothes.
Marie: Well, you know, you never know when relatives are gonna come barging in.
Debra: Ah, that's true.

Quote from Marie

Marie: Maybe there's a big occasion and the house is filled with relatives.
Ray: Like what occasion, Ma?
Marie: I don't know. Birth, graduation, Christmas, death.
Ray: All my favorites.
Marie: I'm serious. God forbid if someone should die. If you were to die, Debra, everyone would be here. And imagine them up in that messy closet trying to pick out something for you to wear.
Ray: Ma.
Marie: And then afterwards, they'll want to take clothes. You drawers should be very neat, so they can look through it and see what they like.
Ray: So how will she die?
Marie: Oh. No, the thing is, you want to be remembered as a beautiful, clean person.

Quote from Frank

Frank: I went to the supermarket. Yeah, I want you to taste this great new thing they have now. It's called salsa.
Ray: I've had salsa, Dad.
Frank: No kidding?
Ray: Yeah, yeah.
Frank: I bet you never put it on a chip.
Ray: Yeah, even on a chip. I know. It's good.
Frank: Good? It's genius. And the woman in the supermarket was giving it away. No charge.
Ray: That's called a sample, Dad.
Frank: I must have had 50 of them. No, this woman, she was great. She had on a big sombrero, she was sitting on a plastic burro. Hey, I'll take you to see her.