Robert Quote #13
Quote from Robert in Standard Deviation
Marie: [enters] Good morning.
Ray: Ma, what's the matter?
Marie: We took the test.
Debra: What happened?
[Frank enters wearing an "I'm with stupid" sweatshirt]
Robert: Listen, Mom, Dad, about the test results. I think I may have jumbled them. Yeah, maybe made a mistake with the columns. We should talk about it over at the house. I think I mixed them. I don't know what I did. [to Ray and Debra] Extra credit.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Standard Deviation’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Linda: Why is Ray so depressed? It was just a test.
Debra: Well, I guess seeing in black and white that I'm smarter just blew out his self-esteem. I mean, I'm trying to make him feel better, but nothing works.
Linda: Oh, come on. You had to know you were smarter.
Debra: Oh, of course. But I still feel guilty.
Quote from Ray
Debra: You know what? I have been holding this in all day: There is no way that you are smarter than me.
Ray: Smarter than I.
Debra: All right, what's the name of the 18th-century poet who wrote A Modest Proposal, huh? Huh?
Ray: Oh, yeah? What's the name of the Twilight Zone where the astronauts meet the giant lady?
Debra: Okay, who's the first woman to win a Nobel Prize?
Ray: How much does Mickey Rooney weigh on the moon?
Debra: What's a petit four?
Ray: What's a wedgie?
Debra: When you first met me, was my hair long or short?
Ray: I know one thing for sure. It was blonde. Oh, that wasn't you. Well, I broke up with her then to go out with you. I'll just sleep on the couch.
Quote from Marie
Robert: All right. Raymond, you got 100.
Ray: Ah, a 100.
Marie: Oh, a perfect score! That's my Raymond. Thank God you got your mother's brains.
Robert: 100 is average.
Marie: Average? [to Frank] He got that from you.