Debra Quote #12
Quote from Debra in Standard Deviation
Ray: Hey, wait a minute. How did it go?
Robert: Well, I believe I administered and evaluated the test correctly. And I feel I did pretty good. Good night.
Ray: Well, who cares about you? Tell us the scores.
Debra: It's not about us, Ray. Robert, just placate him. Tell him the scores.
Marie: [to Frank] Placate: To appease, to make feel better.
Robert: The scores aren't really important.
Debra: I know that, but your brother seems-
Robert: Yeah, but I'm not supposed-
Debra: Tell us the scores! I'm just curious.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Standard Deviation’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Linda: Why is Ray so depressed? It was just a test.
Debra: Well, I guess seeing in black and white that I'm smarter just blew out his self-esteem. I mean, I'm trying to make him feel better, but nothing works.
Linda: Oh, come on. You had to know you were smarter.
Debra: Oh, of course. But I still feel guilty.
Quote from Ray
Debra: You know what? I have been holding this in all day: There is no way that you are smarter than me.
Ray: Smarter than I.
Debra: All right, what's the name of the 18th-century poet who wrote A Modest Proposal, huh? Huh?
Ray: Oh, yeah? What's the name of the Twilight Zone where the astronauts meet the giant lady?
Debra: Okay, who's the first woman to win a Nobel Prize?
Ray: How much does Mickey Rooney weigh on the moon?
Debra: What's a petit four?
Ray: What's a wedgie?
Debra: When you first met me, was my hair long or short?
Ray: I know one thing for sure. It was blonde. Oh, that wasn't you. Well, I broke up with her then to go out with you. I'll just sleep on the couch.
Quote from Marie
Robert: All right. Raymond, you got 100.
Ray: Ah, a 100.
Marie: Oh, a perfect score! That's my Raymond. Thank God you got your mother's brains.
Robert: 100 is average.
Marie: Average? [to Frank] He got that from you.