Ray Quote #14
Quote from Ray in I Love You
Ray: It's my brother, right?
Debra: No, it's...
Ray: It's my father. Yes, he's really annoying.
Debra: No, it's not.
Ray: It's my mom. Right, yeah, she broke our knife. Let's kill her. Come on. You're always saying we don't do things together. We'll kill her, and then a movie. I don't know. I don't know what I did. I'm usually good at knowing when it's me. Because it's usually me.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘I Love You’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Hello, dears.
Ray: Were you in my office, Mom?
Marie: Yeah. [chuckles] I was trying to get a pen to do the crosswords. You know your desk drawer is locked?
Debra: Oh, yeah, we lock it now.
Marie: Oh?
Ray: Yeah, it keeps the kids out.
Marie: That's a good idea. I broke a knife in it.
Quote from Frank
Ray: Listen, Dad. I was wondering something. When was the last time that you said, "I love you" to... anybody?
Frank: "I love you"?
Ray: Yeah.
Frank: What, do you live in a freaking fairyland or something?
Quote from Frank
Ally: Hi, Daddy. Hi, Mommy.
Frank: Watch this. Try it like this, okay? "Stella!"
Ally: "Stella!"
Frank: Attagirl! [claps]
Debra: What are you doing?
Frank: Brando. "I could have been a contender."
Ray: Dad, come on, it's 10:30.
Frank: I had to let her stay up.
Debra: Why?
Ally: "l made him a offer he couldn't refuse."
Ray: Very nice, Dad. How are the twins? Are they gonna wake up doing De Niro and Nicholson?