Ray Quote #1975
Quote from Ray in The Faux Pas
Ray: I'm telling you the kid was fine. Mom's out of her mind.
Robert: Yeah, well, be that as it may, you've done it again. My heart goes out to the boy.
Ray: Will you stop it? I was just being funny.
Robert: I beg to differ. You say things that nobody likes. Just like that time with your parents.
Ray: When? What are you talking about?
Amy: Well, remember how you saw the little Jesus figurine on their dashboard, and you said to them, "I guess this must be a hard car to make out in"?
Ray: Well, I mean the guy's looking right at ya.
Debra: Ray, it can't always be the other person's fault when they don't "get you".
Ray: But this thing with the kid was funny. I'm telling you, he laughed.
Robert: Yeah, yeah. You see, if he laughed, it was the uneasy chuckle of a terrified young child having to spend the afternoon with a very mean and unfunny man.
Ray: I bet when you make out in the car, that Jesus weeps.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Faux Pas’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Ray: Well, how about the time you arrested the guy for flashing gang signs, huh? And you started reading him his rights, but he just kept flashing gang signs, making you madder and madder. He wasn't breaking the law, was he, Robert?
Robert: No.
Ray: What was he doing?
Robert: He was being deaf.
Frank: [laughs] Holy crap.
Ray: Fee-fi-faux-pas!
Robert: Oh, God, I still remember. [signs and speaks] I'm so, so, sorry.
Quote from Marie
Frank: Marie, what's the story with the cannelloni?
Marie: It's ready.
Frank: Let's go. Who's this?
Debra: This is Chris' dad George.
Frank: The janitor? Marie, you said he was black. [all gasp]
Marie: No, I didn't!
Frank: What are you talking about? You said-
Marie: No, I said he was African-American! [all gasp]
Frank: Okay. What are you arguing for?
Marie: I apologize, George. It's just, well... Well, l... You know, I think it's wonderful that anyone can be a janitor now.
Quote from Amy
Marie: I just feel horrible. For a custodian to see all this mess. I think I'll straighten up.
Amy: [enters] Hey. Chris and his dad are outside and he asked me to get his keys for him. It seemed like he didn't want to come back inside.
Robert: I don't blame him. It was kind of a nightmare.
Amy: Oh, yeah? Did your mother come over and make things worse as usual?
[Behind Amy, Marie pushes aside the door and glares at her]