Ray Quote #1915
Robert: Amy's gonna come over later to apologize. She felt terrible for what she said.
Ray: I shouldn't even have mentioned it in the first place.
Robert: You were probably right to do it. You don't want Deb to think that these people are her friends. She should know the truth.
Ray: Yeah... Well, the truth...
Robert: What?
Ray: All right, listen. You know you know, uh, Liz whatever her name is and those other women what they said? I made it up.
Robert: You made it up?
Ray: Yeah, and I feel kind of bad.
Robert: "Kind of bad"? You should be in jail.
Robert: Why- Why would you even do that?
Ray: I don't know. I lie, I guess. Debra was just getting on me about being a slob, and she was dressed all, "Look at this, look at that, look at this". You know that little part in your brain that doesn't think things all the way through?
Robert: That's not the little part of your brain.
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Quote from Robert
Amy: Deb, can we watch TV over here? Frank fell asleep with the remote tucked into his boxers.
Robert: And then the channel changed so we got the hell out of there.
Quote from Frank
Marie: Can I just say one thing, Debra?
Frank: I'd say she can't.
Marie: There's a time arrives in a woman's life when she still can show her body off but she shouldn't. It's just not becoming of a lady. And I say that for every year you're over 40, you should add an inch to the hemline of your dress.
Frank: Well, then you should be dragging around a Persian rug.
Quote from Debra
Ray: And- And here we are and I'm still the same ol' guy and you're dressing all hot and looking all great. And I don't know, what are you looking for, somebody in your own league?
Debra: Do you really think I'm looking?
Ray: Well, what am I supposed to think when you go out dressed like Wonder Woman?
Debra: I dress the way I dress because I am a housewife, which is great and I love that, but I don't always want to dress like a housewife. That has nothing to do with me wanting to get away from you most of the time. And, you know, you can put yourself down all you want, but you are very good-looking.
Ray: Oh, shut up.
Debra: No. It's true. In fact, you are better looking now than you were when I met you. I mean, it's not fair. You get distinguished and handsome, and I have to worry about the day I get out of bed and everything hits the floor.