Ray Quote #1909
Debra: Is there anything you'd like to say, Ray? [Ray is silent]
Marie: Why didn't you tell Debra that I was going to apologize?
Ray: Honestly, for real? Okay. Debra, you just weren't ready to receive that message. I- Sometimes in life, things gotta get a lot worse before they get better. It's just like shoes! Sometimes when they're new, they're not so comfortable, but when you beat 'em up a little, then they're great. This is like now.
Robert: That doesn't even make any sense, Raymond.
Ray: Well, not to you, because you buy your shoes at the same place you get your wide-load pants.
Amy: Wait a minute.
Ray: No, this family can't wait, Amy! What does it matter what my method was? What matters is that everything is fine now! And you know what? That's what the cake should say. "Everybody's fine"!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Angry Sex’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Listen, I need to talk to Debra.
Ray: Oh, yeah. Well, now's a bad time, so maybe tomorrow.
Marie: No no, Raymond, listen. I saw that talk show today with the four ladies...
Ray: Yeah?
Marie: And they had this relationship doctor on who said, "Every time you leave a family member, you must treat that person as if you'll never see them again."
Ray: I love you, Mom. Good bye.
Marie: No, no, no, no. That got me thinking about Debra, and then there was this commercial about household bacteria, and that really got me thinking about her. And then I said to myself, "This can't be just coincidental." No, I have to apologize right now, Raymond.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Oh, I know what he was doing. The action is always better when there's a little fire in the furnace, right, Ray?
Ray: No! No. That is so wrong. Crazy old man!
Frank: Come on! Why do you think I give this one such a hard time? When she's steamed up, everything's better. I'll tell you, the angry sex is good. But what I really love is the angry steak pizzaiola.
Marie: You're a pig!
Frank: Good! Use that for the lasagna tonight.
Robert: Look, Debra, this I told him, Ma. You must always be sensitive to your wife's emotions.
Frank: You, my boy are a girl.
Quote from Frank
Debra: So Marie, you came over to apologize last night?
Marie: I did, and I learned from the four ladies that nothing is worth fighting over this way. And you're right. If I have something to say, I should just come out with it or keep my mouth shut.
Frank: Your mouth? That's like trying to hold back a- [chokes] I'm sorry, I was eating. Set me up again.