Ray Quote #1897
Quote from Ray in Not So Fast
Marie: I liked that condo! I was the lead in a Broadway show!
Ray: All right, stop it! Enough! Everybody just calm down. I think I know what the problem is. Part of me always thinks, "Why can't Mom and Dad get along with Debra and me and Robert and Amy?" And I say to myself, "Maybe it's us." Maybe it's us, because they're the parents and we're supposed to respect them and and honor them, like they're Chinese or something. And we don't. We don't always. And maybe it's us. But today after 40 years, I think I've actually figured something out. It's not us. It's you. People from your own World War II world have spoken. And it's you! Had to be said.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Not So Fast’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: And now I'd like to inquire as to the whereabouts of my possessions my sofa and my piano.
Robert: They're in the basement.
Marie: Ah the basement. So, I'm not gone a month and my 100-year-old, priceless Bulgarian upright piano is in the basement. And has been replaced by you... with this.
Robert: Do you even know what that is, Ma?
Marie: Yes, I do know what that is! I may be an ancient relic as far as you're concerned, but I'm still able to know what things are! This is a sex machine.
Robert: Ma!
Quote from Robert
Amy: No, wait. You know, maybe we could save up for our own place quicker if we stay here for a while. And besides, we just spent a fortune on furniture, and we can't even return the couch or the Muscleflex because you just ruined them... sweetie.
Robert: My life! What has happened to my life? [looks to the heavens] Was this your plan? Huh? You sat up there and you put me through everything and then let me end up like this? Well, let me tell you something, mister: You are not funny.
Debra: He does screw with him a lot.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Now hold on. We are not gonna sit here and listen to you run down these good people. I don't think you've even considered that the problem just may be everyone else.
Katie: Well, l...
Debra: Frank and Marie Barone are fine, religious people. Oh, sure, they might be opinionated, but I find that refreshing. And Marie may have bruised some feelings, but it's important to remember that everything she does comes from love.
Scott: I understand that you're upset.
Debra: Please don't make us take them back!
Scott: I'm sorry.
Debra: Is it money? 'Cause we could pay more money.