Robert Quote #678
Ray: No, Robert! Come on! Stop trying to avoid making a decision! You want to be a cop or an alarm salesman?
Robert: I don't know. What do you think?
Ray: No! No! A cop or an alarm salesman?
Robert: Um...
Ray: Okay, look. Look, just finish this sentence: I'm a...
Robert: Cop.
Ray: Okay. Good. Now, why'd you say, "I'm a cop"?
Robert: Because you said, "I'm a" and not, "I'm an."
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Quote from Pat
Pat: It's just that you heard how concerned I was about how his decision would affect Amy, and I don't see why you couldn't just support me.
Hank: We'll discuss this later.
Pat: Okay. But we won't.
Hank: So I'm just supposed to go along with you no matter how I feel?
Pat: I do it for you.
Hank: What do you mean?
Robert: No moving!
Pat: Well, I don't always like the vacations we have to take.
Hank: What's wrong with Colonial Williamsburg?
Pat: We go there every year. There's never anything new. And I hate to break this to you: There never will be.
Quote from Frank
Marie: But he's such a great alarm salesman. You heard what Ricky Safe-N-Sound said.
Amy: Marie, please.
Marie: I'm just talking. Since when is there a law against me expressing my feelings?
Frank: I've been trying to pass that legislation for years.
Quote from Robert
Robert: God, she has been on me since the day I signed up. "Don't go. You're way too big a target."