Ray Quote #1826
Ray: So wait a minute Dad didn't want you to be a cop either, right?
Robert: Are you kidding? He wanted me to work at the Carvel ice cream store so he could get free Fudgie the Whales.
Ray: So so you joined the force by yourself?
Robert: Yeah, I guess. I'd say that's a pretty big decision, wouldn't you, huh? I mean, just out of high school, Mom didn't want you to join, Dad didn't want you to join, I'm sure I was no help.
Robert: You just kept asking me if I'd be working undercover as the world's biggest transvestite.
Ray: I said that? That's funny.
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Quote from Pat
Pat: It's just that you heard how concerned I was about how his decision would affect Amy, and I don't see why you couldn't just support me.
Hank: We'll discuss this later.
Pat: Okay. But we won't.
Hank: So I'm just supposed to go along with you no matter how I feel?
Pat: I do it for you.
Hank: What do you mean?
Robert: No moving!
Pat: Well, I don't always like the vacations we have to take.
Hank: What's wrong with Colonial Williamsburg?
Pat: We go there every year. There's never anything new. And I hate to break this to you: There never will be.
Quote from Frank
Marie: But he's such a great alarm salesman. You heard what Ricky Safe-N-Sound said.
Amy: Marie, please.
Marie: I'm just talking. Since when is there a law against me expressing my feelings?
Frank: I've been trying to pass that legislation for years.
Quote from Robert
Robert: God, she has been on me since the day I signed up. "Don't go. You're way too big a target."