Ray Quote #1751
Quote from Ray in Jazz Records
Debra: Let's remember. This doesn't have to be your problem. Anytime your father brings up those jazz records, don't let yourself get sucked in. That's what he wants. You don't wanna be as bad as him, do you? Don't respond. You're better than him.
Ray: Damn straight.
Debra: Yeah. Let him be mad. Let him hold on to it. It's not your problem. This is his problem. You can move on.
Ray: You know what I'm gonna do?
Debra: What?
Ray: I'm gonna sneak in and set up the CD player.
Debra: Ray, you weren't even listening.
Ray: Yes. When they go out tonight, I'm goin' in! That old man, he's gonna hear how great CDs are, that they're better than records, and that will shut him up once and for all. Yes! [kisses Debra] Thanks for your help.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Jazz Records’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Ray: Look, see. Listen. When you get the plastic off, all you do is insert the disc, you close the tray, put the selector on CD, and press "play."
Marie: We're not astronauts, Raymond.
Ray: Fine. I'll write it down for you, Ma.
Quote from Debra
Ray: I'll tell you what. My mother and my father, we're through with 'em!
Debra: You read my letter to Santa.
Quote from Frank
Frank: [chuckles] What goes around comes around, huh, Ray?
Ray: What do you mean?
Frank: Just like when you ruined my jazz records.
Ray: Oh, all right. Dad, look, we all know the story, okay, so not again.
Frank: Why not? It's a short story. Once upon a time, I had great jazz records. You were born, now I don't.
Ray: All right! You know, you've been on me for this for over 30 years.
Frank: I believe it was the winter of '69.
Ray: Will you stop it?
Frank: I had just come home from a hard day's work...