Ray Quote #1750
Quote from Ray in Jazz Records
Ray: I hope none of these are for him. He's just gonna put 'em in the basement or trade 'em in for a buggy whip and wooden teeth.
Debra: Ray, you know your father. He hates anything new.
Ray: Yes, but if he would just listen to the CDs and hear how great they sound, I know he would love them!
Debra: No, Ray, he wouldn't.
Ray: Yes, he would.
Debra: Ray, come here.
Ray: I can't stand him!
Debra: Sit down.
Ray: Why can't he just-
Debra: Sit down!
Ray: I'm all clenchy.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Jazz Records’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Ray: Look, see. Listen. When you get the plastic off, all you do is insert the disc, you close the tray, put the selector on CD, and press "play."
Marie: We're not astronauts, Raymond.
Ray: Fine. I'll write it down for you, Ma.
Quote from Debra
Ray: I'll tell you what. My mother and my father, we're through with 'em!
Debra: You read my letter to Santa.
Quote from Frank
Frank: [chuckles] What goes around comes around, huh, Ray?
Ray: What do you mean?
Frank: Just like when you ruined my jazz records.
Ray: Oh, all right. Dad, look, we all know the story, okay, so not again.
Frank: Why not? It's a short story. Once upon a time, I had great jazz records. You were born, now I don't.
Ray: All right! You know, you've been on me for this for over 30 years.
Frank: I believe it was the winter of '69.
Ray: Will you stop it?
Frank: I had just come home from a hard day's work...