Debra Quote #543

Quote from Debra in Jazz Records

Ray: He's- He's unbelievable! You know, I try to do something nice. I- I try to make things right.
Debra: Uh... Ray? [removes the bra stuck to Ray's shirts] What happened over there?
Ray: This is my mother's. You wanna know what happened? Nothing happened. He wouldn't listen to the CDs because they're not records. Ew!
Debra: All right. Calm down.
Ray: Listen, you gotta get rid of that.
Debra: Okay, I'll wrap it. I need a stocking stuffer for your mother anyway. At least I know she'll like it.

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 ‘Jazz Records’ Quotes

Quote from Marie

Ray: Look, see. Listen. When you get the plastic off, all you do is insert the disc, you close the tray, put the selector on CD, and press "play."
Marie: We're not astronauts, Raymond.
Ray: Fine. I'll write it down for you, Ma.

Quote from Debra

Ray: I'll tell you what. My mother and my father, we're through with 'em!
Debra: You read my letter to Santa.

Quote from Frank

Frank: [chuckles] What goes around comes around, huh, Ray?
Ray: What do you mean?
Frank: Just like when you ruined my jazz records.
Ray: Oh, all right. Dad, look, we all know the story, okay, so not again.
Frank: Why not? It's a short story. Once upon a time, I had great jazz records. You were born, now I don't.
Ray: All right! You know, you've been on me for this for over 30 years.
Frank: I believe it was the winter of '69.
Ray: Will you stop it?
Frank: I had just come home from a hard day's work...